please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams."
"Henry, this is Killian. He’s, I’m, um, I’m helping him with his case."
Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng
Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches
i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
WOULD YOU CALL THESE…
the fact that someone named Sasha invented this doesn’t surprise me
my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred
I expect you’re tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father.
dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad